December 2009
3 posts
“Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you...”
– Epicurus (via kari-shma)
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
30 posts
30 Fun Things To Do When Driving:
littlemiss:
Via 1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit. 2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. 3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 4. Two words: Chicken suit. 5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. 6. Have...
fmylife:
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for “Failure to control speed to avoid a crash.” FML
fmylife:
Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, “BINGO, BINGO!”. I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said “Stand up.” The girl was a midget, she was standing up. FML
It Was You by 12 Stones
It was you
That showed me who I am
And taught me how to stand
For what I know is real
I was sick of all the pain
Tired of all the shame that I felt
But you showed me a way
To never have a doubt
And always to believe in myself
Now I see
It was you
That showed me who I am
And taught me how to stand
For what I know is real
[Chorus:]
Now I’m breathing for the first time
And...
lets hold hands.
(via kari-shma)
“After Marriage
“When you are married, be fiercely loyal one to another....”
– Gordon B. Hinckley
I’m glad my 8 year old finally decided to stop crying and accept her punishment: an hour nap. I don’t understand why she does this!
With minimal effort I now have the power of Google search on my site, and/or you can use the field to search the web.
Is anyone else UPSET, PISSED, LIVID (?!?!?!) over the government’s bailout/acquisiton of private, American businesses?! This *OUTRAGEOUS!
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July 2009
178 posts
“I think we spend too much time wondering why we’re not good enough - we spend...”
– Unknown (via creampuff)
“Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention,...”
– Aristotle (via littlemiss)
“You cannot go back in time, even if you wish it with every fiber of your being,...”
– I Wrote This For You (via quotewhore)